KEY POINTS:
Why should we see your show? By the end of our show you'll have learned everything you need to be a rock star. Who doesn't want to be a rock star? Tell us a joke in 25 words or less. Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car? They had to break a window to get the drummer out. Who is the funniest person you know and why? Jarrod: Dave. Because if he wasn't I'd be working with someone else.
Dave: Jarrod. Same reason. If I meet anyone funnier I'll ditch him in a second. Borat - yay or nay? Why? Dave: I liked the movie - he's pushing the boundaries of comedy.
Jarrod: It makes me uncomfortable. I like everyone to be in on the joke, whereas Borat's humour requires unwitting victims. When were you last embarrassed? Dave: I don't remember.
Jarrod: I'm constantly embarrassed for no good reason. Social situations make me very uncomfortable. I think I have a complex. What's the worst line you've ever delivered? Jarrod: The worst line we've ever delivered is probably unprintable here.
Dave: Let's just say it involved a horse, and leave it at that. What were you like as a child? Jarrod: We were both exactly the same as we are now, only smaller.
Dave: I had less facial hair though. If you weren't a comedian you'd be? Jarrod: We'd be rock stars, of course.
Dave: In fact we already are rock stars, which is convenient.
* Comedy-music duo Mrs Peacock are at the The Classic Studio, 321 Queen St from tonight until Saturday, 9.45pm