KEY POINTS:
Why should we see your show?
Full frontal male nudity! It's a celebration of male genitalia. We'll make you pee in your pants, or your money back!
Tell us a joke in 25 words or less.
Two Australians in a bar, and one said to the other, "I reckon I could make a hamburger out of my genitals, and travel all over the world showing people, and I can make lots of money, maybe even do something like The Tonight Show!"
Who is the funniest person you know and why?
At the moment, Phil Nichol. He is doing a show called the Naked Racist, and it is hilarious! See it!
Borat - yay or nay? Why?
Oh yes! Some people just don't get it. It's been a long time since I saw a film in a cinema, and heard laughter like that.
When were you last embarrassed?
Remember who your talking to?
What's the worst line you've ever delivered?
I once asked a woman who was on stage with us, when her baby was arriving, and she wasn't pregnant, just a little tubby.
What were you like as a child?
Adorable, so my Ma tells me.
If you weren't a comedian you'd be?
A dolphin trainer.
* Puppetry of the Penis starts tonight at SkyCity Theatre and runs until Saturday, 9.30pm