Hulk Hogan wants a child with mistress, Winehouse 'possessed, needs exorcism'

Love rat and WWE star Hulk Hogan wants a child with the woman he had an extramarital affair with, news reports claim.
The ageing wrestler is allegedly desperate for a Hogan "wrestling successor" before he turns 60.
As I reported to you last month, Hogan allegedly cheated on Linda, his wife of 25-years, with his daughter Brooke's best friend, 33-year-old Christiane Plante.
And now that the affair is public knowledge, Hogan is said to be feeling broody and wants to have another child - because none of his children with Linda wrestle.
Hogan's affair with Plante drove a deep wedge between family members, with daughter Brooke being affected most of all.
But despite the acrimony, Hogan, real name Terry Bollea, is determined to extend his brood.
A source says: "Hulk is yearning for a wrestling successor, and he wants one before he turns 60.
"His son Nick didn't wrestle and he wants a boy to continue his legacy.
"He said, 'I'm not finished having kids - I want another Hulkster'."
The bombshell of Hogan's affair was altogether more dramatic given the fact that Plante had been embraced by the family and was described as "a sister to Brooke".
But all that turned to custard when Hogan, 55, supposedly hopped into bed with the girl - 22 years his junior - he reportedly described as his "third child".
Rather cruelly, Hulk and Plante's relationship was public knowledge among production crew of his VH1 reality series Hogan Knows Best - but wife Linda was left in the dark.
"I'm terribly sorry for what occurred," Plante said when questioned about her affair last month.
"It was never my intention to hurt Terry's and Linda's wonderful, funny, sweet, loving, beautiful and talented daughter Brooke," she said.
Meanwhile, daughter Brooke has lashed out at her former best friend. She writes on her MySpace blog: "I think she [Plante] shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father... I think we're all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."
What goes around comes around. Never s*** in your own backyard, as they say.
Old timer
Not bad for a 54-year old...
Dennis Quaid graces the cover of the latest issue of Italian Vanity Fair.
What was Meg Ryan thinking when she dumped this bit of rough and fell into the tree trunk-like arms of lard merchant Russell Crowe?
Form an orderly queue, boys and girls.
Blow 'em up, Britney!
Oh dear, it looks like someone had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast...
Aesthetically-enhanced pop diva Cher was tailed by a group of paparazzi this week, and she was grumpier than a skinned rattlesnake.
This bizarre video shows the legend as she makes her way to her car with her entourage.
It all looks highly innocuous to begin with, until some random bloke yells that he's about to "call the cops!" for no apparent reason.
And when an inquiring pap asks Cher for any words of wisdom for pop wreck Britney, she loses it and suggests that Spears "blow up the paps with a car bomb!"
Grumpy old snatch.
I vant your blood!
Some creative genius with far too much time on his hands over at trash purveyor the News Of The World has come up with an eerily accurate portrait of Heather Mills.
Word has it that Sir Paul McCartney has now nicknamed his estranged wife Dracula - because he sees her as "intent on sucking me dry".
So the News Of The World the came up with their own interpretation of blood-sucker Macca.
A source says: "Macca doesn't call Heather by her first name any more. Now it's Dracula.
"He thinks it's hilarious and it helps him see the funny side to a very unhappy part of his life."
See Mucca's amazing transformation here.
Madge: I fear I'll die on stage
For someone who comes across as being uber-confident and ballsier than a heavyweight bull, this latest choice morsel about Madonna took me by surprise.
Despite her cocksure attitude, Madge suffers from crippling anxiety when she's performing on stage.
For someone who's been in the music industry for 30 years and performed before millions of fans, you'd expect that Madge would have learned how to cap her nerves by now - alas not.
In an exclusive interview with Dazed & Confused magazine, Lady M reveals that her panic attacks are so severe at times that she often feels like she might DIE.
She said: "I have moments where I feel incredibly invincible and know that I have the audience in my hand - I know that everything is absolutely perfect.
"And then I have panic attacks where I feel like everyone is breathing my air and I cannot live up to everybody's expectations and I might just die on stage."
She adds: "I normally try to turn my back to the audience, take a deep breath and remind myself that it's all temporary. I'm not worried about f***ing up - I really have a panic attack that everyone else is breathing my air. It's hard to describe."
Meanwhile, anticipation for the release of her Madgesty's new album Hard Candy is bubbling away nicely. On that note (sorry), here's a track-by-track breakdown of her new album
Oh, and the old dame was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yesterday.
Drop 'em', boy!
When Madonna speaks, you listen - especially when she reaches into her designer handbag and pulls out a syringe.
And listen is exactly what Justin Timberlake did when Madge continued with her 'Carry on Nursing' routine and administered a 'healing' vitamin B12 shot into his ass during their recent studio sessions. Read all about Timberlake's bare-bottomed encounter here.
And there's more...
Take a peep at the CD artwork for Madonna's new single, 4 Minutes (To Save the World).
Looks like something that was whipped up in 4 minutes, if you ask me. What do you think?
Keeping it real
I'm glad to see that Welsh singer Duffy has so far managed to keep her feet firmly on the ground.
Here she is photographed as she hoofed her way to a gig on Brighton, UK.
The Welsh warbler - currently No 1 in both the singles and album chart in the UK - could so easily let her fame go to her head and hire a minion to cart her paraphernalia.
Let's hope she stays in check with her reality and doesn't disappear up her own Uranus like Amy Winehouse...more on Wino coming up.
With advice like this...
Nirvana widow Courtney Love has some pearls of wisdom to offer Britney Spears.
Love is reported to have advised Brit Brit to "get herself a drug counsellor - and better hair extensions".
The former junkie and widow of Nirvana front man Kurt Kobain, says Spears should check in with counsellor Warren Boyd, who supposedly helped Mel Gibson and Whitney Houston fight their demons.
Love added that Brit Brit could stage a successful comeback, but said, "She's got to get a better hair weave."
Source: sun.co.uk
Chemical paranoia
Singer Fergie has confessed that she was so drugged-up and delusional during her 'troubled days", she was convinced the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) was stalking her.
Once hooked on crystal methamphetamines, the Black Eyed Peas star now says she's completely clean.
She tells Marie Claire magazine of the drug's ill-effects: "I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so 'they' couldn't see in. One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me... I'm searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they're after me for. I'm in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I'm thinking, he's in on it."
Load of balls
We've always known that Hollywood hunk George Clooney is a bit of a smoothie, but this is ridiculous.
Clooney was interviewed by Esquire magazine, and he denies rumours that he had surgery to remove lines around his eyes.
But Clooney adds: "I did get my balls done, though. I got them unwrinkled.
"It's the new thing in Hollywood - ball ironing."
He also said he would fancy pal Brad Pitt, 44, - if they were both lesbian women.
Pull-out Patrick
Despite earlier reports that poorly Patrick Swayze would carry on with his work commitments as he battles pancreatic cancer, it's now reported that the star has pulled out of his new movie Fired Up!
Swayze will now concentrate on his recovery and continue to undergo gruelling chemotherapy treatment.
Source: starpulse.com
How excruciating
This video of a Filipino contestant at a beauty pageant made its way into my mailbox this morning.
It's mildly diverting, yet excruciatingly painful to watch as the empty-headed vanity vessel squirms and looks like a trapped bunny in the headlights when she's asked "thought-provoking" question about her family.
Watch out, here comes Einstein.
Cor blimey, governor!
Blue-eyed Bond star Daniel Craig gets his kit off in his new film Flashbacks Of A Fool.
Replete in nothing but a tattoo, Craig's shameless disrobing is becoming a familiar sight.
He flashed his flesh and got his testicles whacked in Casino Royale, and now this.
Not what we're complaining, mind...better off than on.
The exorcism of Amy Winehouse
More fable than fact, you may want to suspend your disbelief with this one.
Some seemingly crazed bloke from the US has crawled out of the woodwork and claims to have the answer to Amy Winehouse's prayers - an exorcism.
American Rev Bob Larson, who claims to be the world's foremost exorcist, says that he could have her demons "driven out", if he got her mitts on her.
Rev Larson - soon to be a star on British TV - has now volunteered to save the jazz pixie from certain doom by "ridding her of the devil".
Larson is reported to have performed more than 10,000 'exorcisms' during his demon-busting 30-year career, and says he is Winehouse's only salvation.
In a hilarious interview with the Daily Star, Rev Larson says he will seek out the Rehab star when he visits Britain this month, and says: "Amy Winehouse is in my opinion possessed.
"She is obviously suffering from drug addictions and other problems but the likelihood is that is not all.
"People are more susceptible to being possessed when they have bruised souls and I think Amy is a classic example."
He could be on to something here.
I caught wind of a jaw-dropping YouTube video of Wino today, and it made a riveting watch.
Although the damning video has now been pulled down by the user on YouTube, it showed Wino being interviewed by Blake Fielder-Civil for Spin Magazine.
Suffice to say, it was disturbing. Wino appeared to regurgitate something from her potty mouth at around the video's 28 second mark, then let rip some comments that are way too blue even for this blog.
The video was here.
It's only a matter of time before someone else uploads it. I'd save that link in your faves, folks.
This just in...
Britney's new video
Click here to see screen captures from Britney Spears' new animated video. No Britney, just pure animation. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Neverland in ruins
The Sun has just published snaps of Michael Jackson's Nerverland Ranch looking dilapidated and neglected. Peter Pan's playground it is not. From kiddie paradise to broken dream. Sniffle.
Blow your own trumpet...
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