Colonic irrigation, vitamins by intravenous drip and Botox on tap obviously haven't made Simon Cowell feel better.
So in pursuit of perfect health and happiness he has turned his attention to his house.
The X Factor supremo has employed a 'house healer' to give his £15million mansion in Beverly Hills the once-over.
After a summer of sliding TV ratings and unflattering revelations about his private life, which ended in a collapse with nervous exhaustion, he needs all the help he can get.
He announced his latest approach to his 3.9million Twitter followers yesterday.