Call me old-fashioned. Call me a square, if you like. But it just doesn't seem right for Sherlock Holmes to have tattoos.
It was more or less the first thing I noticed about this latest Holmes, played by Jonny Lee Miller, an actor who I thought, until last night, had a great career behind him.
Miller/Holmes had no shirt on when we first sighted him on Elementary (Prime, 8.30pm, Wednesdays) and all I could think was, "what a lot of tattoos he has". Actually, that wasn't the only thing I thought. I also thought, "what a lot of body hair he has; is he wearing a monkey suit?". But I am being unkind, though not about the tattoos; there is no way that Mr Sherlock Holmes should have what some like to call "body art". So there.
Still, as this premiere episode went on, I decided that Mr Miller as Mr Holmes - thankfully both had their shirts on for the rest of the show - was no bad thing. Which, I should say, isn't elementary at all.
At last count there were 1.5 trillion different adaptations of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories. I am of course exaggerating about the 1.5 trillion, but possibly not by much. There have been many, many adaptations. So bringing anything new to the role is surely a task best left to actors with some flair and a bit of imagination.