Here's a thought to give you a headache: if what's past is prologue (thanks, Shakespeare), then what do you call it when the present is obsessed with recycling the past?
Well, if the past we're talking about is on Sky's new nostalgia channel - which, inexplicably, has been called Jones! - then I say the past is a total bloody shocker.
Did I really once laugh at the repetitive, racist and homophobic nonsense that is It Ain't Half Hot Mum? Did I really think that Happy Days' The Fonz, who is actually incredibly nerdy and possibly rather stupid, was cool? Could I have actually watched episode after episode of Cheers (the only thing consistently funny there is Sam's hair) or Mork and Mindy (Robin Williams plays Mork like a mental toddler on bad speed, Pam Dawber's Mindy is as sophisticated as a high-school girl)?
Well, if I did watch and like and laugh at them, then all I can think after rewatching them (they're all on weekdays on Jones!) is that in the past I had really, really rubbish taste. But then, I was only 10 or so.
Of course nostalgia, as the old one-liner has it, ain't what it used to be. But so far Jones! - why the exclamation mark, by the way? - is a lesson in why the past is probably best left there.