So here it is: after chewing it around for a bit (a short bit), after kicking it around with friends and colleagues for a bit more (a short bit more) and, after realising how unbelievably boring it can be when TV shows go on and on and on and on, I've come to the conclusion that series with a maximum of 10 or maybe a dozen episodes are where it's at.
Now obviously there are exceptions to this rule: Breaking Bad, The Sopranos and probably half a dozen others in recent memory.
But exceptions aside, this law of television makes it much easier to spot shows that are the devil's spawn. The sort of stuff that drags on and on and on and that everyone involved in the making of should be horribly done away with for foisting it on us at all. Nightmarish stuff like My Kitchen Rules and the execrable The Block, both of which seem to run for 45,678 episodes apiece.
All of which makes TV One's new Sunday night dramas, Happy Valley (8.30pm), a British copper drama, and Aussie thriller Secrets and Lies (9.40pm), perfectly good telly. Neither would qualify for your television-of-the-year list, but they are no-fuss programmes you know are not going to take a million years to get to whodunnit. Both are just six parts, though apparently a second series of the former is planned.
Of the two, Happy Valley is more my speed: a rain-sodden, rather gloomy plod drama set "awp noorf" where misery always has company.