Get your tin hat out, the bombardment has begun. In case you missed it -- and if you did I have no idea how you did it -- this week marked the 100th centenary of the beginning of World War I. And, rather predictably, it was marked with an enormous barrage of news stories, features and documentaries about the so-called war to end war.
Given this newspaper published my own piece of World War I memorabilia last weekend, I'm in a position to criticise. Still, I could have done without the-stupid-person's-guide-to-how-it-all-started on TV One's One News on Monday night. This involved Simon Dallow standing in front of a giant world map, which at one point had little flags showing where New Zealand and Australia were at the outbreak of war because, I presume, almost none of its audience knew where New Zealand and Australia were on a map 100 years ago.
Sigh. And this was only day one of the first week. I suspect we're in for a long war.
This may be no bad thing of course. Unlike the second war, the first has largely been ignored (apart from on Anzac Days and the Gallipoli saga) by TV here and if people know anything about it, it is usually the lions-led-by-lambs narrative characterised by the likes of Blackadder Goes Forth.
So I thought perhaps that the History Channel's six-part The World Wars (8.30pm, Mondays), which started this week too, might be just the sort of thing that put things in perspective for those who don't know a great deal about World War I, such as where New Zealand was on a map when the war started.