The Martian, which won nearly universal accolades upon its release last year, was the harrowing Robinson Crusoe story of a man stranded in a hostile environment more than 200 million miles from home, fighting for survival. Botanist Mark Watney, played by Matt Damon, had to perform emergency surgery on himself, figure out how to let NASA know he was alive, grow food, and perform countless other science-y tasks to keep from falling on the wrong side of the thin line between life and instant death on the Red Planet.
Har-de-har-har. Though Watney, as embodied by the charming Damon, cracked jokes and danced to disco, The Martian didn't seem much like a comedy. However, it did win "Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy" at the Golden Globes earlier this year - a strange choice that now appears to have inspired a rule change to prevent films that mostly make us cry from masquerading as films that mostly make us laugh.
The change came in an 11-page Golden Globes rulebook from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which bestows the Globes upon films and television shows each year. The rules said, more or less: Get real.
"Motion pictures shall be entered in the category that best matches the overall tone and content of the motion picture," the rules read. "Thus, for example, dramas with comedic overtones should be entered as dramas."