George Michael will wake up to a host of pun-laden headlines borrowing heavily from his back catalogue of hits, but also to the more serious matter of an eight-week prison sentence after he admitted crashing his Range Rover while high on drugs.
The former Wham! singer had previously admitted driving under the influence of cannabis after being found slumped unconscious in his vehicle, having crashed it into a North London branch of Snappy Snaps.
Yesterday, he was told he would spend four weeks in prison and spend the remaining four on licence.
The 47-year-old sighed as the judge passed sentence. One fan sobbed in the public gallery of Highbury Corner Magistrates Court as Michael was led to the cells.
It is the latest in a list of offences committed by the singer, who is famous for a host of No 1 singles, including Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go and Careless Whisper (prime candidates to become Lock Me Up Before You Go-Go and Careless Spliffter in the tabloids).
Most memorably, in 1998, he was arrested in Beverly Hills after "engaging in a lewd act" in a public toilet with an undercover police officer.
In 2006 and 2008, he was cautioned for possession of cannabis. In 2007, he pleaded guilty to driving while unfit through drugs.
Then, he was banned from driving for two years and sentenced to 100 hours of community service. But yesterday, he was imprisoned.
The court heard that Michael - whose real name is Georgios Panayiotou - was arrested in Hampstead shortly before 4am on July 4 when two police officers found him apparently unconscious in his grey Range Rover.
After being roused by an officer banging on his window, Michael got out of the car and was said to be sweating, breathing heavily, and had to be held up.
When told he had crashed into a shop, he said: "I didn't crash into anything." He was found in possession of two cannabis cigarettes. Tests later showed he was unfit to drive through drugs.
Michael admitted smoking a "small quantity" of cannabis at 10pm the previous evening and said he also took a newly prescribed sedative to help him to sleep.
District Judge Perkins told the singer: "It does not appear that you took proper steps to deal with what is clearly an addiction to cannabis. That's a mistake which puts you and, on this occasion, the public, at risk."
The district judge said he took into account that Michael had checked into a clinic after the crash to seek help for anxiety, depression and insomnia, which had led him to depend on prescription drugs.
"I accept entirely that you have shown remorse for the offence, that you are ashamed of it, that you admitted it," he said, but added that a jail term was inevitable because of Michael's previous conviction.
The singer was also banned from driving for five years and ordered to pay a £1250 ($2645) fine, £100 costs and a £15 victim surcharge.
Mukul Chawla, QC, said in mitigation that Michael personally repaid the cost of the damage to the shop owner and that he was ashamed and horrified at "having repeated the conduct of 2006".
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George Michael jailed for car crash on drugs
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