I was away on holiday with the family in Fiji last week - and it was lovely. Apart from splashing by the seaside and putting the occasional lap-top movie on for my little girl, Mia, in the late afternoon, I was in sunny solitary confinement when it came to all things entertainment. The only music I was listening to was kava-drinking guitar player Wame, who sang us his rousing and Nasally renditions of How Great Thou Art and Ain't No Sunshine When She Goes (yes that's how he sang it) at dinner most nights. Mia loved him and we bought his CD, Wames Rhythm (no apostrophe needed apparently, kind of like Fat Freddys Drop, I guess), before we came home.
So when we got back on Saturday I was keen to find out who won what at the New Zealand Music Awards - and while the winners were predictably predictable, what an amusing circus the fringe goings-on turned out to be. I tell ya, combined with Justin Bieber possibly being the father of a love child (surely he's not old enough to do that yet, is he?), Steve Williams' racist "joke" about Tiger, and Paul Henry being head-hunted by Australia (like Quade Cooper, they are welcome to him), it made for some mad and nutty reading after a relaxing week in the sun.
There were tweets being fired to and fro between musicians (Anika Moa calling Thom Powers of the Naked and Famous a "Norman" was best of all, although she later apologised), Brooke Fraser being branded boring (again) by some people, Colin the Top Model guy wearing a meat dress, which was, well, pretty lame actually and so 2010, and Tiki performing with the cops (which would have been fine if the cops, or dancers, or whatever they were, could actually dance).
Of the awards handed out, Shihad winning best rock album was an interesting one. Don't get me wrong, Shihad's IGNITE is great, but perhaps the best band didn't win on the night. And judging by their acceptance speech - where they praised the other two finalists, Beastwars and Cairo Knife Fight, whom they called "the future of music" in this country - you get the feeling Shihad would have been quite happy to hand it over to either of their rivals.
And of the other, more scandalous awards' shenanigans, it was the Fraser backlash and the Naked and Famous' reactions that were most intriguing.