It starts with a crowd Skyping the organisers from a giant screen attached to the Sydney Harbour Bridge, begging to be included in the competition. There are flags. Girls in togs. And, hooray! They can compete - if they can move Australia to Europe. Hands up if you reckon that joke will back fire on them?
Cue some snazzy graphics of a helicopter carrying the giant landmass, dropping it on top of the UK and, voila - Australia is now part of Europe.
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