"It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina - then in her 20s - was breaking out in films like
Gia
and
Girl, Interrupted
, which won her an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.
"The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, 'Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on.' Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube."
Jolie has freely admitted to using hard drugs in the past.
"I've done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything. I hate heroin because I've been fascinated with it. I'm not immune, but I won't do it now, at all," she was quoted as saying some years ago.
News of the existence of a drug video allegedly starring the pregnant star is hardly shocking. However, there's no doubt that the release of such a video could damage her reputation as a do-gooder and world saver.
Mud sticks.
Source: starpulse.com
Seen it all before
Pop buzzard Madonna gave a free concert to her die-hard fans at the Roseland Ballroom in New York City last night.
Madge, who hit the stage to promote her latest album
Hard Candy
, was on fine exhibitionist form, apparently.
During her performance of
Four Minutes
, Madge proceeded to
bump and grind with Justin Timberlake
and pin him against a wall. Poor bloke.
But despite her concert being hailed a success by critics, opinion on her new album is a different matter. Reviews are mixed, to say the least.
Plus,
Billboard
reports that sales of Madge's
Hard Candy
are on the decline, and projected to sell only between 200,000 and 225,000 copies in its opening week.
Meanwhile, Mariah Carey's new album has reportedly sold in excess of 450,000.
Snappy Paltrow
Something tells me that Gwyneth Paltrow isn't quite over her failed relationship with Brad Pitt.
Paltrow was one grumpy mare when
Ok!
magazine caught up with her at the premiere of her latest flick
Iron Man
in LA on Wednesday.
When asked by a reporter if she had anything to say about her ex-fiancé Bradley Pitt's imminent baby arrival, she turned on her heels and snapped:
"No!"
Ooh, someone's had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast. Get back in your kennel, darling. That's not a civilised answer to an uncivilised question.
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Blaine in the a$
Seriously, what's the point in David Blaine? He's such an attention-seeking weirdo.
The oddball 'magician' has apparently broken the world record for holding his breath under water - for 17 minutes.
It's true. He even went on
Oprah
to prove he could do it.
Once he'd completed his oxygen-depriving act, he turned to Oprah and said, "I can't believe that I did that."
Neither can I, you saddo.
Who do you think you are, the man from Atlantis? Never! You're no match for yummy Patrick Duffy.
This sounds riveting
Jennifer Lopez was rumoured to be starring in a new reality TV show later this year. How hideous.
Actually, it's much worse than any of us could possibly have imagined.
JLo's minions now tell
People.com
that she's not doing a reality show for TLC after all. Her show will be about her new perfume.
Her manager said, "The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show. It's a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life."
Thud *blogger's head hits desk.
Ab-dull
We all know that Paula Abdul is a strange cookie, but her recent clanger on
American Idol
, well, takes the biscuit.
After being a judge on the show for seven years or so, you'd think she'd know her onions by now. Alas not.
This week her brain checked out when judging the performance of a contestant who she claimed had sung twice on the show - he hadn't, he'd only sung once.
Rumour had it that she was drunkety-drunk, but her people have since dismissed that claim as a hideous lie.
Daddy doesn't approve
Someone seriously needs to have a chat with Hulk Hogan. He's paying way too much attention to his daughter, Brooke.
One minute he's
rubbing lotion on her bum
, the next he's floating in a pool with her and her boyfriend - and from
the look on his face
, daddy does not approve of the romance.
Get over it, Hogan.
Off to pop
Jamie Lynn Spears is not interested in popping her spawn in the US
Following the likes of Brangelina who has opted for an offshore birth, the Spears sibling is reportedly keen to have a destination birth too.
According to Hollyscoop.com, Jamie Lynn wants to head off to an island called Lindisfarne in Northumberland, England - because she's looking for a "peaceful, calming retreat".
This tidbit is so ridiculous, it just might be true.
Born to be sold
Oh look, my mate Hayden Pantyliner (Panettiere) is starring in some ads for Dooney & Bourke.
Doesn't she look lovely
with her glistening, golden handbag? You go, girl!
She wins
OK, so Heather Locklear has a
face like a pit bull chewing a wasp
, but look at the
hottie
she's pulled.
Ding dong! You could grate cheese on that six pack.
Out of con-Troll
My favourite musical troll is up to no good.
Amy Winehouse visited her hubby Blake in prison yesterday, and it looks as though she had a gay old time.
See
this video
of Wino after she returned from the clink - with a whopping great love bite on her neck.
She pokes her head out of her front door, and mumbles something to the paparazzi - complete with a dirty fag drooping out of her mouth. She's dead classy is Wino. Not in the least bit fish-wifey.
Mop malfunction
WTF is this in Liz Hurley's hair?
See evidence of a follicle-dwelling UFO
here
.
Is the thinking man's crumpet malting?
Face time
Anyone with a Facebook page will totally get
this funny take
on the social networking phenomenon.
Warning:
contains strong language.
Final word
Outspoken feminist and author Germaine Greer has the final word on the Miley Cyrus photo stink.
She says in an article in
The Guardian
:
"When Lucian Freud paints girl children, nobody cares; when Leibovitz photographs them, everyone goes ballistic."
"It is the tragedy of Cyrus's life that she has nothing to sell but herself and she is fast approaching her sell-by date."
Amen.
Beyonce is pregnant!
...
...Maybe (*terms and conditions apply/subject to availability)
For some bizarre reason the tabloids have only just picked up on the story that Beyonce could well be up the duff.
Keep up, guys - I
reported on that weeks ago.
Anyway, Hollyscoop.com says that it's learned via a source that Beyonce is "100 per cent pregnant".
The source says: "Beyonce is 100 per cent pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding."
Hmm, I wonder what a 50 per cent pregnancy looks like?
Watch your back, Li Lo...
This is creepy.
The man who shot and killed John Lennon has reportedly developed an unhealthy obsession with Lindsay Lohan.
Mark David Chapman, who assassinated Lennon in 1980, is alleged to have become so fixated with the
Mean Girls
actress; he's turned his prison into a shrine to the star.
He's also begged her to visit him at Attica State Prison, New York, where's he's currently serving a 20 years to life sentence.
The delusional murderer is reported to have pictures of Li Lo plastered all over his cell walls, according to Ireland's
Sunday World
newspaper.
A source says: "He has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him.
"He's been turned down flat, but he won't give up."
This news is all the more sinister as Lohan recently co-starred in
Chapter 27
- an independent film depicting the murder of John Lennon.
Lohan plays the part of a groupie hanging around Lennon's residence on the day he gets shot.
Chapman, 52, a diagnosed psychotic, has famously been denied parole a total of four times, and is confined to a special unit at the New York prison.
Sources: entertainmentwise.com, starpulse.com
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