Gamers try a new PS4 title at Armageddon. Photo / Richard Robinson
Gamers try a new PS4 title at Armageddon. Photo / Richard Robinson
1. DDT your mate in front of Jake "The Snake"
Anyone who grew up watching the antics of the World Wrestling Federation in the 90s knows the legendary wrestler finished off his opposition with a "DDT": a neck-breaking move no-one could escape from. One kid in my Form 2 class ended up in hospital. So make sure you practise faking this properly on a trampoline first. And if you're taking your python, get Jake to sign it.
Wrestler Jake 'The Snake' Roberts. Photo / Getty Images
2. High-five Robert Maschio
The American actor got too little screen time on sadly departed sitcom
as the super-macho but incredibly stupid doctor Todd "The Todd" Quinlan. He was a big fan of the high five, so make sure you sidle up to him and nail it. And if you've got some decent sexual innuendo, drop that in there too. The Todd was a fan.
Donald Faison as Dr. Christopher Turk and Robert Maschio as Dr. Todd Quinian on Scrubs. Photo / Getty Images
3. Spend way too much on comic books you'll never read
Yes, comic books are big business. If you're a collector, you'll be like a pig feasting in a bottomless trough of expensive food at Armageddon. So only buy what you can carry, and remember, don't take the comics out of their protective plastic wrappers. You'll decrease their value, noob.
4. Play every game you can get your hands on
If you're scared of racking up debts buying all the awesome games due out between now and Christmas, get to Armageddon. Both Xbox and PlayStation have stands set up featuring games such as: Halo 5: Guardians, Rise of the Tomb Raider, and Call of Duty: Black Ops III.
5. Don't get burnt
At 10pm on Sunday, Armageddon is going to hold a giant fireworks display, after which they'll burn a giant figure called "Armageddon Man". Might want to pack away your new comic books in the car before that.
