First things first: that conspicuous item in the Empire costume department that deserves its own Instagram account. Terrence Howard's character, Lucious Lyon, wore it within the opening few minutes of the much-hyped new drama series, (Tuesdays, 8.45pm, TV2), channelling both 90s-era Puff Daddy and The Wiggles.
The white skivvy was a pointed reminder that this record mogul is old-school to the bone, a former Philly drug-pusher who has since built an empire that trades, not only off R&B and hip-hop, but merchandise and image.
The neck meringue also aptly sums up the show, one that feels so comfortable in its skin that its kingpin is happy flaunting, as they say in the States, a daggy turtleneck.
There's not too much else cringeworthy about Empire, other than the inevitable cheese that comes with such high-intensity melodrama. Part gangster soap, part family feud of Dynasty proportions, it's a show that looks and sounds epic, and delivers what it says on the tin: a ghetto-fabulous prime-time soap opera. It's not every day Timbaland fronts up with the soundtrack and The Butler writer Lee Daniels turns up on the credits as creator of this poised-to-crash house of cards.
After the doctor hands Lucious a death sentence, he tries to decide which of his three privileged sons will run the company when he's gone. The most obvious candidate appears to be his eldest, Andre, who dresses in sharp suits and knows about business. He also takes meds every day, hinting at troubles ahead.