British transgender comedian Eddie Izzard on leaving comedy, the problem with politics and the magazine cover that got away
You've been coming to New Zealand for a long time.
It seems so. I was trying to work it out before. 2000 seems to be the one. Crazy, huh? I do love to come here. There's a connection with the UK. There's a connection with Hobbits. Peter Jackson's apparently coming to the show. That's very nice. Anyway ... I just like being here. I had a great time in Queenstown when I was here before. I played Dunedin, where I didn't sell out but the audience was fantastic. I found out later that the Beatles didn't sell out when they played Dunedin, so me and the Beatles are exactly the same.
And now, after almost 20 years it's time to say goodbye?
Temporarily. It's only temporary. If you look at the wording it says, "I have to go away for a while." I love this but I was always going into politics. I've said that for nine years now so I'll just go in. Moderate people don't go into politics much because it looks too brutal. It is really brutal but nothing can be as brutal as coming out as transgender in 1985. That was rough. And it stayed rough until about five years ago.
It's still rough isn't it?
It's less rough. It's rough-ish. Rough around the edges. But there's more people going, "Ahh, I've read about this transgender stuff." I've always tried to just do my life. I thought if anyone, in any minority, if you do your stuff really well then people go, "Oh, that was good." You've got to try to swirl it around whatever you do, or at least make it equal, so they go, "Yes, transgender ... but comedy ... but marathons ... but politics …" It becomes a life as opposed to being defined by sexuality. It should be as incidental as being straight. As I say with LGTB+ when we hit boring then we've made it. It's getting more boring, even though you can find discussions and disagreements going on. I still think we're in a much better place than we were 5000 years ago.
You're going into politics, why now?
It's a good time to go into politics, but is it a good time in politics? No. But it sort of never is. The trouble with politics is there's always something that you disagree with that you'd like to sort out. If you look back through the history of humanity, politics has always been kinda crap.