From sleeping with Trump supporters to pretending he's Steve Irwin's son Bob to get into parties, there's no secret left untold with Australia's crown prince of comedy, Joel Creasey.
He drew a small but humble crowd to his opening show Poser at Auckland's Q Theatre last night, working them into regular fits of laughter.
He started the night by setting clear expectations: "In my show, I'll call celebrities fat for hours and you'll leave dumber."
What you see is what you get with Creasey; A sassy ambitious gay man who has worked his butt off (literally) to get where is today.
As he says: "I'm not in this for the craft (of comedy), I'm in this for the fame, the free s**t and the dick."