What sort of voice should we read your answers in?
Smooth R&B with a Cornish twist.
Are you worried about how you'll come across in print?
Why? Have you read our other interviews?
Describe your show in 10 words or less:
Two Cornish rappers and a Casiotone.
Is there somewhere we can see your work online? If not, why?
Hedluv: What work?
Passman: I don't think there are any videos of me operating the tills at Marks and Spencer.
What does your mum think of what you do?
Passman: She worries about my physical welfare.
Hedluv: She is sceptical.