KEY POINTS:
Why should we see your show?
It's not only funny and entertaining, but also qualifies as part of your Pacifc viewing quota for the year.
Tell us a joke in 25 words or less.
What do you call a hori Metallica fan? A brogan.
Who is the funniest person you know and why?
Daniel Kitson. We're not mates so much as football buddies - just 90 minutes of the most entertaining sledging and swearing you'll ever see.
If you were a Conchord, which one would you be and why? (Brett or Jemaine)
Sorry boys, but neither - "Murray? Present". Brilliant.
Have you ever died on stage? What happened?
I had to go on stage at a British sporting university's orientation gig, half an hour after the All Blacks lost to France in the World Cup last year...
What were you like as a child?
Talked a lot, teased my older cousins a lot, got chased a lot... represented Wellington in the 400m.
If you weren't a comedian you'd be...
More cynical and less fun.
AUCKLAND
Where: The CLASSIC Studio, Level 1, 321 Queen St
When: April 19 - 23, 26
WELLINGTON
Where: Bluenote Bar (Corner Cuba and Vivian Streets)
When: April 29 - May 3
