Talent show goes live and shows the quest for something special has a long way to go.
So what is this X factor we're searching the nation for with seemingly no limits on time or taxpayer-assisted expense? Is it like the G Spot or the Lost City of Gold - a little hard to find?
A third of the way into The X Factor NZ, it seems so.
Last night (7pm, TV3), the talent franchise series went live a third of the way into its epic run, and the 13 contenders performed a song apiece before an amped-up audience and least reliable stars, the judges.
It is perhaps inevitable that the judges become hams. Some of them don't have many words, and Stan Walker's constant "so proud" - along with the occasional "so blessed" - became his virtual chorus last night.