Bugger and good grief, I say, having expected to not much like the much heralded (mostly by him), all-new Paul Henry Show, which arrived on Monday, replacing TV3's old late-night news.
Having touted himself and his self-centred show as "brilliant and irrepressible", Henry popped up on that first show looking like the cat that ate the whole of Fonterra - comfy in his manly man cave studio set, his beautiful newsreader nearby.
"Congratulations on being part of television history," he beamed at us with the unbridled joy normally seen in the eyes of newly risen dictators. And in a way, Henry is a dictator, mostly benevolent, so far, but maybe you would be on an opening show with the Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition as happy studio guests, though separately in the seat.
First, though, a solid news bulletin read in a warm and, it must be said, somewhat alluring style by the glamorous Janika ter Ellen. Then Labour leader David Cunliffe into the interview seat, quickly gasping at Henry's announcement that "I'd never vote for you".
"I thought you were a neutral journalist," said Cunliffe. Henry: "What made you think that?"