Well, as much sense as any show with dancing presenters can make.
In line with caring so much about presenters, Garner and Hayes managed eight link pieces in a mere hour, never adding that much to the stories at hand.
"It beggars belief," Garner offered in the midst of the feature story and, announcing the second piece, it was, "Good story, this".
Hayes is more measured and, like Garner, unchallenged in a role like this.
And, oh yes, there were stories - two of them. The first, a solid, somewhat epic inquiry into the cause of the 2010 Fox Glacier tourist plane crash that killed nine.
The official probe blamed overloading. Last night's story, by reporter Michael Morrah, suggested mechanical failure and a failure to investigate properly. It was compelling but inconclusive.
The second story was a heartwarming one starring reporter Phil Vine and an unstoppable double-amputee athlete called Liam Malone. They raced each other - Vine lost; they swam with sharks.
With a trim and three or four fewer links, 3rd Degree could have fitted in another story. After all, it is still about the stories, isn't it?
What: 3rd Degree
When: 8.30pm Wednesdays, TV3