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Well would you Adam 'n' Eve it.
She famously sang about "having" Sonny in the 60s, and two decades later she was supposedly having a little somethin' with someone else...
A Hollywood heartthrob.
Pop fossil Cher has proven that there's life in the old dame yet by revealing that she once dated Tom Cruise.
I kid you not.
The startling revelation of a secret romance between the cosmetically enhanced pop star and Tiny Tom has stunned Hollywood, and convinced this blogger that tinseltown really is a place where truth is stranger than fiction.
The ex-wife of Sonny Bono, now 61, revealed that she had dated the 45-year-old actor in the 80s, despite the generation gap.
Watch a clip here
Cher also revealed on TV show Good Morning America that Top Gun star Cruise was not a Scientologist when they were hooked up, and gushed as she described Cruise as "just the most adorable man you can imagine".
Now there's a quirky celebrity coupling if ever there was one.
So what prompted Cher's confession?
Was it her untamed passion for Cruise that let the proverbial cat out of the bag?
No, her emotional slutiness can more than likely be pinned on the fact that she's just come out of retirement and signed a megabucks deal with Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
All press is good press, as they say.
Source: dailymail.co.uk
No basic instincts
Poor Sharon Stone.
MENSA member Stone, who famously flashed her cha cha in soft porn flick Basic Instinct, proves that the higher the IQ, the less common sense you have.
The actress was filmed having trouble locating the keys to her car after a valet kindly dropped it off for her.
They keys were in the ignition, and the car was running.
Frozen folk
Completely random and pointless, but I like this video that was forwarded to me today.
Two hundred odd commuters orchestrate a grand freeze-a-thon in New York's Grand Central Station.
Genius.
But is it art?
Desperate strife
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Former Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe took a bruising when out partying last week - and the whole fisticuff was caught on tape.
The action kicked off when the dishy actor allegedly made a remark to a reveler outside the Boulevard 3 nightclub in Los Angeles on Thursday.
Here's what happened:
Metcalfe arrives at the venue and spots actress pal Taryn Manning, gives her a hug and drapes his arm around her.
Meanwhile, Manning's beefcake male companion takes umbrage to Metcalfe's PDA (Public Display of Affection) and decides to initiate a manly bitch-slap session.
The two end up shoving each other to the ground and being separated by burly security guards.
Chivalry is not dead. Nor is idiocy, unfortunately.
Size matters
Big, small, inflated, punctured - take your pick, either way, big boobie Jordan won't be happy with the result.
What's a girl to do when her breast assets don't meet with expectation?
Why, jet off to Silicone Valley (LA) and have then re-adjusted, obviously.
Glamour "model" Jordan is apparently unhappy with her puppies and wants them shrunk.
She speaks to OK! Magazine about her current bust:
"They hang too low when I'm standing up.
"I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there's excess skin so the doctor either hasn't filled the skin up enough or he hasn't removed enough skin."
She ends with:
"I tell you what - anyone reading this, just stay natural because I've been through all this and look at the state of me."
Gay? No way!
This is gold.
Queen guitarist and poodle-haired intellectual Brian May has revealed to Q Magazine that he didn't cotton on for years that lead singer Freddie Mercury was gay.
The odd-coiffed musician goes further and says that he and the rest of the Queen band just assumed Mercury was "flamboyant" and not homosexual.
"It was only in the 1980s that he started bringing men backstage who had that particular Adonis look.
"When I shared a room with him on tour in the early days I can assure you it was girls who generally stayed overnight.
"But he seemed to be what these days you would call metrosexual. He was into his hair, his clothes. He definitely led the way with regard to preening."
Ha ha!
The clue's in the group's name, May: Queen!
Rumpy stumpy
This is sensational.
Trashy tabloid the News of The World is claiming that Heather Mills CHEATED on Sir Paul McCartney for SIX months with a secret lover.
The newspaper reveals that Mucca romped with handsome film editor Tim Steel THE NIGHT BEFORE joining Macca on a romantic Caribbean Valentine's holiday.
Standard muckraking you might think. But there's more...
The alleged lover states that Mucca had an unusual erogenous zone.
"Heather was insatiable between the sheets and she liked to call me her four-times-a-night guy. Our record was six.
"Most of the time it was multiple orgasms. Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone -her stump. I used to massage one particular sensitive area of it and give her an orgasm!"
Read the rest of the comedy article here.
Source: newsoftheworld.co.uk
She's barking
Yes, Paris Hilton did actually go on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and admit that she has more dogs than you can shake a bone at.
Why?
Apparently they won't stop breeding, and she thinks it's too cruel to give them away,
This she says to a woman who was embroiled in a sham involving a pooch last year.
Warning: Your IQ may drop dramatically after watching this clip.
Manly Madge
Madonna is so desperate to hold onto her youthful looks she's resorting to using some rather unorthodox measures.
News has it that the Material Girl has started using testosterone cream on her ageing visage.
Testosterone cream is toted for its ability to increase muscle mass, boost energy, improve memory, and ward off mood swings.
"Madonna is hip to all the anti-aging stuff," a mole says.
"She'll try just about anything, as long as it's legal."
But Madge has one unwanted side effect she didn't bargain for.
"She's developed some unwanted chest fuzz!"
Vintage Britney
Some claim this video clip of Britney demonstrates the singer's stable state of mind B.C. (Before Crazy).
I disagree.
She's all over the place.
Witness an immature, gum-chewing bovine that appears to be nuttier than a bowl of scroggin.
James wand
"If only men were as satisfying as chocolate..."
Clearly, whoever made that ponderous statement hadn't copped an eyeful James Bond actor Daniel Craig showing off his lethal weapon.
Obviously, I had to be resuscitated after looking at this picture of a stripped Craig as he appeared in 1998 movie Love Is The Devil.
So, Craig is no stranger to celluloid nudity.
And if we're lucky the film hunk will give us an action replay in the upcoming Bond flick, Quantum of Solace. (S*** title, btw).
Craig said: "I'm prepared to do a full-frontal scene. I'm not shy and Bond wouldn't be shy about it either."
Jolly good, Craig. If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing.
Yes, now that you ask, my sexual preference is often.
Spice sham
Astonishingly, the Spice Girls reportedly took SEVEN takes to finish recording their shambolic apology video claiming they were friends.
Why?
Because the girls couldn't stop rowing.
News of The World reveals that the girls argued constantly during the video shoot as they tried to apologise to fans for canceling a portion of their comeback tour.
A source says: "It's reached a level of no return - the girls are definitely not parting from the tour as friends."
The source added: "The YouTube video was a total PR stunt to play down the fact they're still fighting.
"They were at each other's throats before and during the recording of the video-it took seven goes to get it right."
"Geri had written a poem for the fans but the others thought it was cheesy. Geri was cross because she couldn't have it her way.
"But they weren't having any of it, especially Mel B who's sick of Posh telling everyone what to do."
At one point the rest of the girls told Geri to f*** off because she was annoying them by shouting 'Girl Power'."
More like Girl Sour.
Source: showbizspy.com
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Fast gossip
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* Colin Farrell needs a haircut: Dailystab
* Christina Aguilera looks like a porn star: Gabsmash
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* Has Victoria Beckham perfected the pout? Agent Bedhead
* New Kids on the Block are back: SOMG
* Who will play the next Terminator? Lifeline Live
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* Nicole Kidman gets Photoshopped: Egotastic
* Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss arrested for pills! Ayyyy!
* Jennifer Lopez wants Valentines Day babies: The Blemish
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