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Celebrity news...with added spice and opinion.
Yes, it's another blog. But this one's different - I promise.
I'm not big on introductions. At the best of times they're awkward, contrived and full of references to self. In fact, I hate them. But here goes...
Me: Thirtysomething Welshman whose raison d'etre is entertainment. If entertainment were a religion I'd be a happy-clapping disciple with diamond encrusted stars in my eyes.
Credentials: I interviewed the Spice Girls in their heyday, swapped telephone numbers with Robbie Williams, and I've got one of Russell Crowe's cigarette butts framed in my downstairs toilet.
Oh, and I've slept in a tent with Natalie Portman. I guess that makes me qualified to bitch about the fickle world of celebrity.
In a nutshell, I'm your heat-seeking missile in a world of showbiz warfare.
You: Ah, my darling public. Without you I'd be nothing...
I, like your good selves, pray at the altar of celebrity. So, it's with great pleasure that I introduce this slice of cyberspace dedicated to the wonderful world of entertainment.
Blogger Bites Back will be deliciously irreverent, utterly juicy and scandalously naughty in equal measure. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then read on. If not, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.
Myrddin
