"I've figured it out," said Matt Taylor, the manager of a South Wales branch of Domino's Pizza. "I'm going to be cremated, so the song I want playing when I'm going into the death chamber is the Domino's chant, and I want to be draped in the Domino's flag ... "
Matt's glorious vision of death came about two minutes into TV One's Tuesday night documentary Domino's Pizza: A Slice of Life this week, and marked the exact moment the idea of a TV special about a pizza company went from the most boring thing anyone could imagine to pretty much essential viewing.
Until this moment the only thing most people ever wanted to know about Domino's was, "Where's my pizza?". But behind closed doors the multinational pizza company has a corporate culture that's "a little bit out there, a little bit crazy," in the words of its UK operations director Scott McLeod.
Matt was what's known as a 'Dominoid' - that's "someone who bleeds sauce and spits cheese," according to McLeod, a loud, confident American who came across as a kind of pizza evangelist. "They think about Domino's Pizza when they go to sleep, they think about Domino's Pizza when they wake up."