Move over Mike Hosking, Paddy Gower, Lisa Owen - it turns out the best political interviewers of this election campaign might just be a classroom of 8 to 12-year-old kids from Ellerslie School.
TVNZ 1 special Face The Classroom sent the leaders of seven New Zealand political parties to be questioned by kids in a two-part special on Monday and Tuesday night this week. Based on Présidentielle: Candidats au tableau! ('Candidates on the Board'), which aired in the lead-up to the French presidential election in May, it was a pure, heartwarming ray of light piercing what has become an increasingly grim fight for political power.
For each leader, the class had prepared a short video of the kids discussing what they already knew about them. Greens leader James Shaw was there because former co-leader Metiria Turei had "resigned because she had done forgery" ("Er... not quite," interjected kindly narrator Wallace Chapman). It was agreed that Opportunities Party leader Gareth Morgan had an awesome moustache, but "is it fake or real?" Bill English's social media strategy was roundly derided: "Selfies [by] people over 30? Just... no."
Jacinda Ardern was the first to front the class, eagerly answering questions on transport and housing. Shaw spoke enthusiastically about climate change and electric cars, before Morgan came in and made some of the kids cry with a harrowing story about refugee orphans in Lebanon: "You know what all those kids wanted to do? Hold you. All they wanted was love," he said, the class hanging on his every word, "because those kiddies had seen their parents killed in front of them."