If you're a 30-something and want to feel truly pandered-to by television, you've got to start watching kids' shows.
It's an open secret, one that parents have known about for years. To reach young eyeballs, children's television first must appease the older screen-time gatekeepers.
Few modern shows do this quite as skilfully as Netflix's Ask The Storybots.
The eight new episodes that arrived last week are a masterclass in subtle parental pandering. For a start, each episode begins with two Storybots (like a less irritating version of Minions that are meant to live inside computers) snickering at the word "Netflix" – a clear and very deliberate homage to Beavis and Butt-head.
Then there's the music. The theme song sounds like it was written and performed by Triple J Hottest 100 CD favourites Ben Folds Five (one of the upbeat ones, not Brick).