There were more notable New Zealanders than a Holmes Christmas party on TVNZ 1's Sunday night special I Know This To Be True, a well-meaning but rambling and incoherent collection of meditations on the meaning of life.
Only at the end of the hour-long show was it explained that it was part of a project aimed at raising funds for the Play It Strange foundation - at no point was it mentioned that the other, main part of the project is a book of the same name, which carries the subtitle "Truth, wisdom, beauty and other stuff that matters for sixty New Zealanders in the middle of interesting lives."
Knowing this, the special made a bit more sense. It explains why camera shutters kept clicking throughout everyone's interviews, and why subjects were occasionally shown posing stoically with a meaningful word - "hope", "love", "freedom" - written in marker on their arm. It explains why the whole thing felt like the world's longest book trailer.
Journalist and television producer Ric Salizzo interviewed all 60 New Zealanders involved in the project. The 30 who made it on TV ranged from the usual suspects (Dobbyn, Frizzell, Kirwan) to the less widely-known but reliably more interesting (former City Missioner Dame Diane Robertson, young community leader Fatumata Bah). A pretty diverse bunch, by our standards - only five of the 30 had played for or coached the All Blacks.
All sat in front of a McCahonesque abstract canvas emblazoned with the show's title, which every time you saw it felt hellishly like hearing someone sing the chorus of Spandau Ballet's True with the lyrics slightly wrong. Each section of the show was divided into a different category, titled things like "Things I've Done," "What I Believe" and "New Zealand".