George Turner made it as far as the second series of 800 Words before someone at the major Australian newspaper he wrote for realised the columns he was filing every week were completely unintelligible.
"There is an inevitability that occurs when certain elements mix," he drily pontificated during the first episode back. "The Chinese discovered this and called it gunpowder. By adding a spark, there's no way to avoid an explosion." Carelessly, he hit send without proofreading or even doing a word count to check if he'd made it to 800.
George is the dad-bod equivalent of Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw; snippets of his columns are used to narrate each episode and add a layer of profundity to the feel-good drama. Here, the Guy Fawkes night fireworks were a metaphor for his strained relationship with his teenage daughter, but try explaining that to the editorial assistant who Skyped him soon after filing and told him he'd been made redundant.
This long-overdue sacking was just about the worst thing to happen to anybody during Sunday night's double-episode, the first half of which centred around the family's attempts to convince his daughter to move back from Sydney and the second half of which involved George chasing up a rogue tradie over a dodgy invoice.