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Although pop mess Britney Spears has fiercely denied pregnancy rumours which surfaced last week, claiming they are "bull****", evidence is mounting to the contrary.
The News of The World reports that Spears is "definitely pregnant" with the love child of a dancer known only as Chuck.
Spears allegedly had a fling with the toe-tapper after a wild night out in LA, while her bitter divorce battle with K-Fed rages on.
Spears is said to be furious that news of her alleged pregnancy has leaked to the media - because she has kept the news a secret from her own family.
A source tells the newspaper, "She's very angry that it has come out like this. She's shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now.
"She had a scan last month and only told close friends the result. Even her family was out of the loop."
News of Spears' supposed delicate state comes but a week since the very same newspaper claimed she was planning on adopting Chinese twins after losing custody of sons Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.
The newspaper's source goes on: "It doesn't look good, does it? She loses Sean and Jayden and then has a dalliance with someone she hardly knows.
"Brit misses her kids like hell and really wants a cute little girl, but this has happened very suddenly.
"She gets lonely and needs male attention, so she goes and does silly things. This is a perfect example."
Britney's no stranger to denial. The Toxic singer also denied in the past that:
* She was engaged to K-Fed
* She was pregnant
* She was divorcing
All of which later transpired to be true.
Poor Britney, the wind has only to change direction and her ovaries stand to attention.
Streuth, at this rate she's probably seen more ceilings than Michelangelo.
Too much of a good thing, and all that...
Meanwhile, Britney celebrated her 26th birthday this weekend - by going to the Scandinavian Style Mansion party and partying with Paris Hilton.
Do you think Britney is pregnant? Be sure to leave your comments below.
Nicole Kidman's big stink
Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, the face of Chanel No 5, is launching legal action against British newspaper the Daily Telegraph - over claims she's been using a rival company's scent.
The newspaper recently ran a story which claimed Kidman wore Jo Malone's White Jasmine & Mint during filming for The Golden Compass.
But now Kidman has set her lawyers loose on the newspapers in an effort to quell the rumours.
Kidman is said to contest the claims and branded them as not only "entirely untrue" but also "grossly defamatory".
Sources: News of The Word (NOTW), entertainmentwise.com
Toothless Twit
Burnt out soul singer Amy Winehouse is said to be experiencing a rather inconvenient side-effect to her alleged drug-taking - her teeth are falling out.
The Daily Mail reports that the diminutive diva has already lost two teeth and is risking losing more as a result of gum disease, and other side-effects linked with excessive drug use.
Winehouse, who cancelled the remainder of her UK tour last week, is said to be seeking medical advice to help curb her addition and to reverse her declining health.
Sources close to the singer say she is "falling apart mentally and physically" and has developed a nervous disposition, causing her to pull at her teeth constantly.
"Amy is very upset about her teeth because they have literally been falling out," a source said.
"She has one missing from the front of her mouth, and another one at the back which is less visible.
"Her mouth is full of holes and she is desperately worried she is going to lose more. She has actually pulled a tooth out herself, which is absolutely disgusting."
It's all true; I think I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box.
Meanwhile...
Amy Wino's papa has reportedly scared off druggie Pete Doherty from hanging around his daughter - with a clip 'round the ear-hole.
The Daily Mail reports that Mitch Winehouse allegedly "whacked" Doherty following an argument, and warned him to stay away from his troubled daughter.
Doherty has been sniffing around Wino and her entourage ever since her hubby was remanded in custody last month.
A witness says, "He told him to leave Amy alone, saying that he was the last person she needs at moment.
"Pete was smirking until Mitch turned and whacked him."
Mucca's murky past revealed
It's the news we've all been waiting for - Heather Mill's porn past is back to haunt her.
Explicit photographs of Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife have been unearthed, which completely contradicts the peg leg's claims that she was never a porn star.
Contactmusic.com claims that the racy shots show Mills posing provocatively on a bed in a lacy red corset with her breasts exposed, spread-eagle and brazenly displaying her poonani.
And in the article accompanying the shocking photos, Mills boasts: "I'm gonna drive you crazy with my body..."
The images are said to have been taken before the former model lost her leg in a road accident in 1993.
No doubt the unearthing of the kinky piccies will rile the animal rights campaigner, who recently lashed out at the press for supposedly embellishing her glamour modeling past.
She said, "They (the media) eliminate the whole 20 years of my life campaigning and put in things like hardcore porn queen."
Bless, when the rest of us were drinking from the fountain of knowledge; Mills only gargled.
Mon taxi?
Click here to watch classic footage of wonky-eyed heiress Paris Hilton mistakenly hopping into some bloke's SUV - believing it to be her ride home.
The amorous driver leans over and kisses Hilton, and her reaction is priceless.
Tatt's nice
Sylvester Stallone has been spotted sporting a portrait of his wife permanently inked on his skin.
The cotton-mouthed caveman was snapped with his new tattoo, and the monstrosity apparently took a whopping 24 hours to complete.
I'm sure that tattoo will look lovely in a few years, when Stallone has more wrinkles than an elephant's bum.
Meanwhile...
Stallone demonstrates his remarkable acting skills in the soon-to-be-released Rambo flick.
Watch the trailer here.
Sniff, sniff... Oscar!
Americans are NOT stupid
A 'blonde' contestant on a game show is questioned on the subject of geography, and is upstaged by a child.
Watch the toe-curlingly awful clip here.
Spice tour in jeopardy
They're about to hit the stage as we speak, but the Spice Girls' tour has already been put in jeopardy.
So what's the drama this time? Has Mel C carried out her threat and disbanded? Or is Posh locked away in her dressing room staring at a carton of orange juice labeled concentrate?
Nope, the latest woe comes in the form of a herpes virus - chicken pox.
According to British tabloid The Sun, Geri Halliwell's daughter has contracted the nasty disease.
Ginger's 18-month-old daughter Bluebell has been carted off back to the UK in a bid to halt the disease from spreading to the rest of the band.
A source close to the band says: "Chicken pox is very contagious and when Geri noticed the spots on Bluebell she panicked and warned the rest of the girls. Older people who get chicken pox sometimes develop shingles, which could wipe the band out for weeks.
"And it's not only them who are at risk. Bluebell has played a lot with Victoria's sons Cruz and Romeo lately. Mel B's baby Angel could get the bug too, and she is only eight months old."
Ginger also says that the group's children are always playing together.
She said: "Bluebell loves hanging with the Beckham boys. Cruz and Bluebell have play dates, and Romeo - well, he is just gorgeous with her."
Click here to watch behind-the-scenes footage of the Girls' rehearsing for the tour.
Fast gossip
* Penelope Cruz has a ridiculous dress: Dlisted
* Which celebrity pumps their own gas? I'm Not Obsessed
* R.I.P. Evel Knievel: NZ Herald
* Paris Hilton wants babies: Bumpshack
* Lindsay Lohan still skint: IDLYITW
* Suri Cruise is spoiled... shocking: NZ Herald
* Jennifer Aniston's nose job: City Rag
* What's wrong with Paris Hilton's lips? Dlisted
* Ashton Kutcher is still getting paid to "act": Popsugar
* Some folk claim John Travolta is gay: Celebritysmack
