We sat down for breakfast with Saget the morning after his D.C. show to get the scoop on his upcoming projects — and just whom he was screaming at in the audience the night before.
Q: So you actually knew Craig, the man you recognised last night at your show?
A: I went to elementary school with him. I was like, "How did I not see Craig?" I've known him my whole life. It was amazing.
Q: You have quite the busy schedule right now.
A: It's good, you know. But it's the hardest I've worked in a long time. All good things are opening up, but still — I need sleep. My wife came with me on this trip because she wanted to make sure I didn't die.
Q: Benjamin looks funny, which is interesting since it's about drug addiction, which is not a funny topic at all.
A: That's what got it an R rating. It's kind of like Danny Tanner off the rails. I'm pretty serious in it. The comedy that comes out of it is my inability to cope.
The whole point is admitting everyone else has a problem, and that's what I liked about it, because why do teenagers turn to drugs? Sometimes it's influences, sometimes it's getting caught up wanting to be powerful, but a lot of times, it's a difficult family life or denial of family life.
And I know a lot of people whose kids have this issue and it's heartbreaking. So this is about trying to help them and everybody else.
Q: You're also balancing your Zero to Sixty stand-up comedy tour.
A: It's not that easy, but it is, however, incredibly rewarding. It feels like I'm doing something incredibly healthy for everybody because they're laughing. That's why I've been doing it for 40 years.
And Videos after Dark is an extension of my stand-up. It's fall-down funny, but it's things we can't do in the early hours. But it has to still appeal to people that would be watching as a family, even though it has a disclaimer like "Girls Gone Wild".
Q: You said you don't like talking about politics and news during your sets, but you made a joke last night that some interpreted as being about the scandal involving Lori Loughlin: "I'm the only TV parent who isn't in jail — I'm talking about Bill Cosby!" Was that actually just about Bill Cosby or also a gag about the college admissions scandal?
A: People are interpreting me wrong. He was proven guilty, and that case is over. But yeah, I can't talk about (the college admission scandal) any more. And I hate saying "no comment" but, you know, it's too complex to go into. It's so personal.
There was a tweet that I took down that people thought was connected, but I really wasn't talking about anything. I don't know what to say because it starts into a long conversation and I can't even emotionally have it at this point. This subject belongs on the [therapist's] couch.
Q: Speaking of Lori and Full House, Fuller House's final season (slated for spring 2019) is coming up.
A: It's 18 (episodes) total. I don't how they're doing it, if they're going to run them all together or split them up. But it's bittersweet.
Q: People think of you as Danny Tanner. Has it been hard for you to separate that identity from your stand-up persona?
A: No, because I've done so many different kinds of acting. I did a few Broadway plays that were big ones.
Q: You've done a lot of work for charity.
A: I lost a sister to scleroderma, which is a hardening of the skin. Over 30 years, we've [the Scleroderma Research Foundation; Saget is on the board of directors] raised over US$48 million [$71.9m].
We're making giant steps, so I'll kind of devote my life to that.
I lost another sister, and I have yet to attack her problem. No one gets a free ride. I wanted to be a doctor. But being a comedian ... I'm so proud to be one. It takes years to figure it out and embrace it: that you did something for people.
