Cate Blanchett, Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger and Beyonce have worn some shocking outfits on the Globes red carpet. Photos / Getty Images
The bow. The pants. The ballooning skirt cape. Everything about this look is painful but nothing more so than those heinous, heinous shoes.
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For a woman that now designs underwear, it's ironic that this look was let down so badly by a chronic lack of support.
Taking inspiration from Morticia Adams, Renee Zellweger went gothic in 2009 and the result was frightful. But not quite as scary as the poodle perm piled on her head.
2009 was also a bad year for Marissa Tomei, who appeared to have raided Jack Sparrow's wardrobe on the way to the ceremony.
Speaking of raiding wardrobes, the usually impeccable Diane Kruger fired a rare miss with this Aladdin-inspired get up. Arabian niiiiiiights....
A flashback to the days before Beyonce discovered Sasha Fierce, who we're quite sure would have burnt this debutante disaster before it could get out the house. As for that hair ... *weeps silently*
Swathed in purple silk organza, it's hard to see the real fauxpas here. But the fact her face is five shades darker than the rest of her skin, is a definite red carpet fail.
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Further proof that the road to becoming a style icon is paved with obstacles - and Chinese denim pyjamas.
So many bows. So much satin. So much sadness.
Of course, we couldn't end this list without mentioning this fashion fiasco ...
But before this, alarm bells were surely ringing when Ms Flynn Boyle arrived in this to the 1999 ceremony.
The Australian site cited a 'heightened threat level' as the issue.