Rumours emerged earlier this week that Winehouse - who divorced Fielder-Civil in August - had waved away those toxic relationship red flags
and popped the question, thus cementing the gruesome twosome's love.
Modern-day Romeo Fielder-Civil blabbed to British tabloid
News of The World
: "We both know we've only ever been divorced on paper. This is the right thing to do."
And now Wino's been snapped stepping out
wearing a sparkle
r
on her ring finger as she nipped out for a ciggie during her stay at a London clinic.
She wouldn't, would she? Apparently so. Once bitten, twice in denial.
Darling Blakey reportedly told one of his mates: "She is wearing the engagement ring I gave her the first time round. I think it cost £2,000 from Tiffany."
Speculation's been rife for months that the pair are in cahoots, strongly signposted by Wino's recent cheerleading for her ex (see exhibit A
here
) and their recent flirt-a-thon on Facebook.
"We've been talking five or six times a day. We changed our status to married on Facebook a couple of weeks back but that was more of a laugh. This is the real deal. She told me she wanted to get married again. I feel so happy."
But there's a wee spanner in the works. The nuptials will have to wait until February - because dreamboat's not allowed back in London until then under the terms of his release from prison.
Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail in 2008 for assault.
Daddy Winehouse must be reeling. Actually, he's more pragmatic than spewing his trademark indignation.
Bottom line: There will have to be a pre-nup before his delicate flower puts a ring on it.
"Blake won't get a single penny," Mitch
reportedly said
.
With a snitch adding: "Mitch has seen a solicitor. He is doing everything he can to protect his daughter. He thinks Blake brings nothing but heartache."
Cor blimey, it's like rubbernecking a car crash, in slow-motion.
And in related news...
Fresh from her recent op-up-on-top, Winehouse is said to have developed a palate for cosmetic enhancements.
The diminutive diva recently plumped up her wotsits from a 32B to a 32D.
Word at the water cooler says she's now obsessing about the size of her hooter and has booked herself in for a dose of nip-tucking.
"She wants her nose made smaller to fit with her small face as she hates the fact her nose is so big and she doesn't like the shape," says a snitch.
"Amy says she can barely look in the mirror at the moment as she hates it so much. She's booked in for January but is pushing to get it done sooner. Her family are dead-set against it."
Class all the way
Like we didn't see this one coming. 'Glamour girl'
Katie Price
(aka
Jordan
) dumped her cage fighter fella
Alex Reid
on live TV this week.
Price was a contestant on British reality TV show
I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
but quit after the experience got too much for her. Boo bloody hoo.
"I have done a lot of reflection. It's best on my own. I realised I want to be on my own. I don't want a relationship," she told the show presenters.
Which was news to Reid who'd only just hopped on a plane to Oz (where the series is filmed) to get down on bended knee and
propose
to her. Ouch!
Blogger's briefs
This lot just in...
*
Mariah Carey
's diva demands spiral. British TV presenter spills the beans on the songbird's delicious demands, including body handlers and using her own toilet roll. Dig for gold
here.
*
Miley Cyrus
: Burger blunder, ego child. Honey, you're too wet behind the ears to be playing the '
don't you know who I am
' card. Are you, like, serious?
*
Saint
Angelina Jolie
reportedly has the hates for
President Obama
, thinks he's "all smoke and mirrors", according to a 'source'. Suspend disbelief
here.
*
What in the name of popping-eyeballs is
Lady GaGa wearing
?
*
Kelly Osbourne
pulls a
J-Lo
and falls
flat on her butt
on
Dancing With The Stars
And finally...
Our Muppet prayers have been answered.
Miss Piggy
and her band of frisky furry men cover
Queen
's
Bohemian Rhapsody
.
And our work here is done.
Blogger Bites Back
Pictured: Amy Winehouse. Photo / AP
