Auckland is currently in the throes of the New Zealand International Film Festival, and the symptoms are starting to show. You can see punters shuffling between cinemas, eyes red from a potent combination of tears, laughter, tiredness and an air thick with salty popcorn dust. If you haven't got a strategy for tackling the dense film festival booklet by now, and are blindly booking tickets with the control of a whacky inflatable arm-flailing tube man, allow me to guide you through the next week of high-class cinematic delights.
My first tip for the festival, regardless of what films you are going to see, is to stay well-hydrated and nourished. This is a marathon, not a sprint, and requires similar sustenance. Keep pouches of pure fructose in your pockets to maximise staying power and minimise candy bar temptations. Sip on a CamelBak if you really want to freak out the people around you. But do not, under any circumstances, bring hot food into the cinema.
With your nutrition under control, head to Ants on a Shrimp: Noma in Tokyo for a look into the whacky cuisine from the greatest restaurant in the world (spoiler: a lot of twigs and bugs). To anyone needing to quash their guilt for necking a donut between daytime sessions, the body positive documentary movement Embrace will empower you to love your wobbly bits regardless. If you can stomach it, Swiss Army Man's touching tale of a farting corpse could be the weirdest late night session of the fest.
It's also important to stay active during the festival. Go for brisk walks between sessions; catch Pokemon as you jog from lengthy German comedies to Iranian horror films. If moving your own body doesn't appeal, check out Le Ride starring our own local TV legend Phil Keoghan. Attempting to recreate the treacherous conditions of the 1928 Tour de France (bike included), Phil and his mate Ben might make you feel slightly guilty for Ubering a block up just because it was raining.
Feel bad for exchanging the great outdoors for artificial lighting and prolonged sitting? Escape to the stunning Altai Mountains of The Eagle Huntress, or the luscious island paradise of Tanna.