Really, where does Taylor Swift find time to write and record chart-topping albums? Because the 22-year-old singer/songwriter sure has a bunch of relationship issues to sort out too.
Take the trio of songs that make up the centre chunk of her fourth album - there's the wrangles of I Almost Do ("It takes everything in me not to call"), the break-up bile of mega-hit single We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together ("I hate you, we break up, you call me, I love you") and the lovers' tiff of Stay Stay Stay ("I threw my phone across the room at you"). Honestly, Taylor goes through boyfriends - preferably celebrity ones - as quickly as she writes songs.
Seriously though, Swift's musical output is astounding, releasing an album every two years since her self-titled debut in 2006, followed by classic country pop record Fearless, and Speak Now, which she toured New Zealand in support of earlier this year. Those latter two have sold 8.5 million and 5 million respectively and Red will do similar numbers. This week in New Zealand it debuted at number one and recorded the biggest sales week of 2012 so far.
However, though the fans have been given what they want, compared to the strong, straight-up and catchy collection of Fearless, Red is sometimes plastic and blatantly gunning for pure pop status.
For example, there is a weak diversion into dubstep on I Knew You Were Trouble, that wouldn't even rattle your love handles let alone your kneecaps like good dubstep-pop should.