The mythology and facts surrounding Hello Sailor as the Famously Dissolute Ponsonby Rock Band of the 70s probably does them a disservice these days. They long-since ceased to be that band and those people.
And while they've been an occasional working band since, they haven't been represented by albums, which means this new one - their first in 17 years and perhaps encouraged by last year's induction into the New Zealand Music Hall of Fame - will inevitably invite comparisons it cannot possibly win.
Can a song entitled Bric a Brac Shop compete with Gutter Black, or Black Patch and Pegleg go head-to-head with Blue Lady?
This isn't to excuse makeweight material like the awful faux-Caribbean De Dog here with the mystifying lines "just wanna crap on the neighbour's lawn, don't know nothin' about terrorist bombs, could have been a lesson for Osama Bin Laden".
If you come looking for classic Sailor you won't find it, but not everything on their original albums was a classic either.