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Stop the press: Britney Spears is allegedly pregnant with lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib's baby.
The internet is positively buzzing with the rumour that Spears is carrying the British photographer's child.
Tongues began to wag when Spears was snapped last week looking rather bloated around the tummy area.
And now Star magazine is claiming that Ghalib is bragging to pals that Spears is definitely carrying his child.
A source tells Star: "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life."
The pregnancy rumour comes hot on the heels of reports that the pair got hitched during their whirlwind trip to Mexico earlier this year.
I would congratulate the pair, but to be honest, if the rumour does turn out to be true, a pregnancy is the last thing the popwreck needs.
This is a recent picture taken of Spears, and there's nary a bump in sight.
But you just never know with Brit Brit. Anything's possible.
Stay tuned for updates...
'Leave Britney alone!'
Remember the openly-gay comedian who made a name for himself last year by lampooning a crazed Britney Spears fan?'
Well he's back, and now he's claiming he'd "go straight" if the troubled pop star wanted to romance him.
Chris Crocker, who became a household name after his hysterical 'Leave Britney Alone' online exploded on YouTube, says he'd seriously consider dating Spears.
"I would go straight for Britney," he adds.
Just for old time's sake...
Here's the hilarious Leave Britney Alone video again
Warning: contains swearing and images that will disturb.
Kylie bashing
Grouchy singer Sinead O'Connor has been out of the headlines for what seems like decades, so it's no big surprise that she's up to her old tricks again.
Bizarrely, O'Connor has sidelined the Pope this time and has taken aim at Kylie Minogue, calling her music "unlistenable".
This coming from a woman whose musical output of late is about as popular as a case of the clap.
"I really can't stand Kylie's music at all," O'Connor said.
"I know Australian fans might want to shoot me for saying this, but that would be a far better option than to listen to one of her albums.
"She was on Irish television recently. I couldn't bear it and had to turn it off."
O'Connor's not the only one to take a pop at the pop princess.
Stone Roses singer Ian Brown made the news last year after he said Minogue looked like a horse.
"I do think she looks like a horse, she looks like a pony."
Source: news.com.au
Hard eye candy
Oh. My. God.
Size matters and this specimen is proof positive of that.
What can I say... excess is never too much in moderation.
Vintage sex
Kiss rocker Gene Simmons has again been mouthing off about THAT hideous sex tape staring himself that emerged last week.
He now claims the tape could well be "decades old".
Simmons, who claims to have slept with at least 5000 women, says he has known about the existence of the tape for a while, and that the people who own it have been trying to blackmail his ass.
"You should know for the record, the garbage was recorded without my knowledge and is a page from my past. It happened and there's nothing I can do to repair that," writes Simmons on his website.
"The black-and-white footage may have been decades old," he adds.
"The entity behind the garbage has repeatedly tried to make money off of this and we have always refused. This is not the first time the entity has tried to blackmail and extort us. We have always refused and we will continue to refuse..."
Gosh, Simmons sounds so angelic and whiter than white.
Actually...
Have a butchers at this video interview Simmons did for British TV recently. He claims "I would mount any woman!"
As the caption on the page righty states "Enter at your own peril: this is possibly the most disturbing video interview you will ever see..."
Filthy beast.
It's over, so over...
Triple-whammy Pammy has filed to have her short-lived marriage to sex video producer Salomon annulled, reports claim.
Rumour has it that Anderson filed for the annulment on February 22, citing fraud as the reason for the split.
This just in...
Actor Gary a'Busey's oddball behaviour continues apace.
The has-been was interviewed by a teenage reporter at an Academy Awards after show party on Sunday, and he positively humiliated the poor lass.
The fledgling reporter nervously asks Busey about his opinion on "young celebrities who are getting into trouble with the law these days."
The arrogant fool repeatedly asks her to repeat the question as he feigns to misunderstand her.
Finally, the tenacious reporter makes contact and Busey parts with some pearls of wisdom.
"Guess what, they're not celebrities," he comments about the likes of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
"They're idiots, they're losers."
He saved most of his venom for poor Paris Hilton.
"She's a liar, a pathological liar!"
Watch a'Busey in action here.
The action kicks off right away.
It's back...
Britney's pink wig is back...this time on Amy Wino.
I was convinced that this picture was a wind-up.
It's a man in drag, I tell you.
A reunion?
Are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson an item? Pagesix.com seems to think so.
Kate was allegedly spotted leaving the actor's Malibu home on Monday...
A denial...
Despite escalating rumours to the contrary, Kate Holmes is NOT pregnant, according to her reps.
"She's not pregnant," Holmes' rep tells Us Weekly magazine.
The denial comes after OK! Magazine published a story this week speculating that the Dawson's Creek star is expecting a child with hubby Tom Cruise.
Judgment day
The date has been set.
Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney will learn how much of his millions estranged wife Heather Mills will syphon on March 17.
Rumour has it that we, the great public, will also get to hear what the settlement figure is.
Go on, I defy you not to be a teeny bit curious.
Salvage rights
Pink reportedly made several attempts to salvage her ailing marriage to hubby Carey Hart. But, as we all know, they proved to be ultimately futile.
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Fast gossip
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* Barack Obama - Boxers or briefs? Us magazine
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