Rihanna is not the only celebrity trying to blend in, writes Guy Kelly.
It was the bag that gave her away. There, in the background of an otherwise humdrum Instagram story in May, sat a tangerine elephant on a yellow rectangle that the average Briton would know anywhere.
It was the hallmark of a responsible consumer. And — in this case, at least — it was enough evidence to set the internet aflame: that Rihanna, the Barbadian music and fashion icon, had been in the UK long enough to decide she might like to shop in Sainsbury's ... for life?
A week later, it was confirmed. In an interview with the New York Times, the 31-year-old — a permanent resident on the loftiest steps of the A-list for a decade — revealed she had been living in London since at least the beginning of the year, and while she has to "keep it a little incognito", she likes to go "walking around the block", specifically to "a cute Jamaican market near where I live".
Rihanna's assimilation into British culture was back on the road a few weeks later when it was reported she tried to rent Osea Island in Essex to record her new album; later, she was caught clubbing in Mayfair, then tweeted about her love of high street stalwart Boots, and this week broke cover again by appearing at Chester-le-Street to watch the West Indies lose a Cricket World Cup match against Sri Lanka.