"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change."
The other jokes that made it onto the shortlist were:
• "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book." - Frankie Boyle
• "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle
• "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her." - Lew Fitz
• "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated." - Andy Field
• "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant." - Mark Simmons
• "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin
• "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house." - Ed Byrne
• "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died ... which was lucky, because he trod on a landmine." - Olaf Falafel
• "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!'" - Alasdair Beckett-King
• ; "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event." - Angela Barnes
• "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer." - Adele Cliff
• "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it." - Phil Wang
• "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark." - Adam Hess
• "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act." - Tim Vine
The competition has now been running for 10 years. Here are some of the previous winners:
• "My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart." - Masai Graham
• "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free." - Darren Walsh
• "I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust." - Tim Vine
• "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." - Rob Auton
• "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." - Stewart Francis
• "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." - Nick Helm
• "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." - Tim Vine
• "Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?" - Dan Antolpolski