Before you type it out angrily: no, this isn't news. But it is a little bit funny and, following some of the horrible news of the last few days, we could all enjoy a bit of a laugh.
Especially considering this particular laugh is not at anyone's expense but at the expense of YouTube's automated captioning system.
The auto-caption seems to have trouble understanding the New Zealand accent.
As a result, an innocent video tutorial from Mitre 10 on how to restore your deck to its former glory becomes more salacious, at-least-PG-rated content.
![Mitre 10's YouTube channel is actually fairly educational, if you turn off the distracting auto-captions. Photo / YouTube](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/resizer/v2/73JWOHTBAIS6LRNYFVYOYZ4BQ4.jpg?auth=2015b1bb05071702679777791b82c1d6cc60d4f41c6f086ea319abe22886395c&width=16&height=9&quality=70&smart=true)