Things that are bigger in Texas include its strip bars, judging by the Men's Club of Houston, which occupies dimly lit premises measuring no less than 2415sq m and employs dozens of female entertainers with ample proportions.
Sadly, for the proprietor of this and other nearby gentlemen's establishments, local authorities are about to force them to shoulder the burden of what will become one of the adult entertainment industry's largest and most punitive "sin" taxes.
Houston council voted last week to levy a US$5 ($6.25) fee on patrons who cross the threshold of the city's 30 licensed strip bars. The money will be put towards analysing forensic evidence collected from rape victims.
Supporters of the so-called "pole tax" argue lap-dancing clubs must shoulder some of the financial burden of rape investigations because their businesses foster misogynistic attitudes towards women, which can lead to sexual assaults.
"There are negative secondary effects associated with adult-entertainment establishments," Ellen Cohen, the council member behind the ordinance, told the Wall Street Journal. It was passed by 14 votes to one.