THE RIGHT JOB
It is unusual for those who once held the office of Auditor-General to take up positions on public bodies after they retire - the argument being that if they accept such roles, questions will be asked about their work keeping an eye on those bodies when they were the watchdog. Kevin Brady, who terrorised MPs with his work drawing the boundary between parliamentary expenses and electioneering costs, has made something of a break with that principle, by taking on the chairmanship of the interim board of Zealandia, Wellington's pest-free wildlife sanctuary. This is probably because Zealandia is one of those feel-good projects which, despite its many financial challenges, most people would like to succeed.
MBIE SPELLS MOBY
The new super-Ministry of Business, Innovation and Employment came into life this week, and a function was held last Friday to say goodbye to the old and to welcome in the new. The proceedings were as big as the new agency, with 90 minutes of speeches endured by the 300 who attended. Most amusing of all was the attempt by the top honchos to stop people using the name "Moby" (as in the whale) and instead refer to the new behemoth as MBIE or "Embee".
But the Moby name is here to stay, and Labour's David Cunliffe seems determined to hunt it- though before he takes the literary parallel too far, he should remember what happened to Ahab. Also, while Labour is appalled at the new ministry, the current minister's vision of it as pro-business could easily be changed to pro-regulation under a different government.
Meanwhile, those in the ministry begin the long hard fight to first hang on to their jobs, and then, if they do keep them, work out what those new jobs are. All of which could help explain those surveys showing morale in the public sector is at its lowest in six years.
IN TOUCH
Now that's a job title: Visiting Professor of Networking. Yes, the Cass Business School - part of London's City University - has such a person, businesswoman Julia Hobsbawm, who reckons the skill of networking is "as invaluable to productivity and therefore economic performance as physical fitness is to overall health". It's obviously paid off for her.