Prime Minister John Key provided the entertainment at Thursday's American Chamber of Commerce awards, cracking jokes about everything from thinking he was Hawaii's best travel advocate before his son's promo video, through to having an imposter John Key address on the Ashley Madison website for adulterers. "I kind of feel like Hawaiian Airlines has done a lot for New Zealand and I've done a lot for Hawaiian Airlines," Key said. "Having bought a house in Hawaii I've kind of been a one-man marketing machine for Hawaii. Well, I thought I was a one-man marketing machine for Hawaii until my son turned up as the Associate Tourism Minister for Maui." Key said he loved America. "We own a house in America. I've worked my entire career for a couple of US banks - Bankers Trust and Merrill Lynch. I kind of love everything American - sports, food, golf courses, there's nothing I don't like."
That is not entirely true.
"Last night I am at dinner and I get out and I turn on my phone and I think, 'Holy hell, I am on this Ashley Madison site?' It's 11 o'clock at night I ring the wife - hey, I may be Prime Minister but some things never change - I ring Bronagh and I say, 'Hey honey, I'm on the Ashley Madison site,' and she says, 'What's that, pumpkin?' I say, 'It's an adultery site' - can you imagine it, me [and] the mistress on one table and the [Diplomatic Protection Service] on the other."
In true fashion, Key couldn't miss an opportunity to promote the changing of the flag but when asked about the cost, joked he was helping keep New Zealand Post afloat by paying it $7 million in stamp costs to send out the referendum. The annual awards, now in their 50th year, attracted a full house of just over 500 at the Pullman Hotel in Auckland. Fisher & Paykel Healthcare scooped the supreme award for the night after winning the award for Exporter of the Year to the US over $5 million.
The Investor of the Year award was won by Bessemer Ventures for its investment in Rocket Lab.