'You're kidding me' Steve said incredulously, 'you can't be serious'. This was after my frantic attempts to contact him first by cell phone, then texting. He had been in his usual meetings and I really needed to talk to hum.
'You're the most untechnical person I know' Steve continued after he called me back. This isn't too much of a put down in my eyes as Steve's a Chief Information Officer, so untechnical to him could be pretty cognisant to others.
Being married to a CIO has its advantages. I can remain blissfully untechnical as he commented because all that is needed is a 'honey, help!!!!!! The internet's not working, how do you do this? Or letting him completely set up each new laptop, wire and wireless at the office, home.
So you can understand his bemusement when I told him I was just engaged by Microsoft to speak at their Business Insights Summit on Business Intelligence. Business Intelligence involves understanding SQL servers, SharePoint, ERP's deep database usage and processes. I haven't been asked to present on this subject before.
My response was 'yes honey, I know (make him feel good), please I really really need your help. What the heck is Business Intelligence. Everywhere I've been looking - the explanations are too (are you ready) technical!