After the release of Samsung's new smartwatch in Berlin this week, I hope to be first in the queue to own one.
This is because it's psychologically important for me to believe I'm still on the cutting edge. Plus, this is a gadget I've desired since 1940, when my boyhood comic hero, detective Dick Tracy, communicated via such devices.
As usual, the caregiver scoffs at the idea that I need a sophisticated mini-computer on my wrist, just to tell the time.
"I also need it for health reasons," I protested. "This watch has a camera, so I can photograph my food and then tag it according to its grains or fat content."
"Geeks in Palo Alto are working with Samsung to develop food and health tracking applications, as well as measuring the humidity and temperature of my environment. I'll be able to keep up-to-date diet checks."