I have been warned by my young son to avoid walking the dog in the wooded area of the Auckland Domain.
Apparently, lurking in the undergrowth is something so ghastly, I feel duty-bound to pass on this information to readers.
The apparition is called "Slender Man". His existence has also been confirmed by my son's various school chums.
They describe the phantom as exceptionally tall, dressed in a black suit, white shirt and neatly knotted black tie. When I suggested that perhaps they'd mistakenly identified a Bible-banging doorknocker, I was assured that Slender Man doesn't bother knocking on doors because he has the ability to pass through ordinary building materials when he goes rampaging.
Feeling nervous, I asked my child if he would accompany and look after me next time I exercised our mutt in the woods.