Following my cries of anguish in last week's column at being excluded from the top 50 people who matter in Auckland, I have been inundated with advice on how to remedy this anomaly.
Most agree I should leave the shallow mudflats of celebrity gossip to others more spiritually accomplished in recording micro-trivia, and instead focus on developing a career as a TV frontman.
One reader thought I would be ideal for such a role, having viewed me on telly, spinning the wheel in Lotto's weekly event and noting how glibly I smiled even though I won only a minor prize instead of a million smackers.
To hone my showmanship skills, advisers suggested I should study the ego-encrusted techniques of local television presenters who are widely regarded as being at the top of their game.
Tuning into Paul Henry's early morning session, I was surprised to see a familiar face as a guest. No less than yesteryear's master TV interviewer Dr Brian Edwards.