"How come I can't command a private jet from a mobile app?" I whined at the caregiver, after reading about a wealthy Middle East family who booked a US$500,000 private jet to Europe, by using an application on a digital device.
"Well, you do have a travel thingy on your phone - if you bothered to look," she patiently replied.
It turned out to be a booking app for an inter-city bus.
"I'm hardly going to boast to my savvy mates that I commute on buses, am I?" I gruffly responded, sensing the caregiver was riding roughshod over my psychological needs.
Clearly, she doesn't understand that when blokes gather around a bar table and start showing off their latest mobile apps, flaunting something that reserves a bus seat isn't going to improve my status as a high-flyer.