The Taxpayers' Union's trenchant criticism of the NZ Superannuation Fund, over its poor investment in Portugal's Banco Espirito Santo, shows the dangers of viewing problems through ideological goggles. The ginger group said the fund should be passively managed by international fund managers. "The fact is that the best and brightest investors don't work for the New Zealand Government," the Taxpayers' Union thundered. "The best managers are overseas operating funds which dwarf NZ Super. Remuneration packages are sometimes in the hundreds of millions." But the Super Fund - and ACC's portfolio managers - have enviable records, beating market and private sector benchmarks. Sure, there have been dumb moves - the Portuguese deal among them - but overall the fund has done well. And the critics should note that the Portuguese deal was put together by Goldman Sachs - whose people are among those supposedly best and brightest investors making hundreds of millions in remuneration.
OFF THE CUFF OR OUT OF ORDER
Some MPs are trembling as Speaker David Carter and Assistant Speaker Trevor Mallard put them on notice about reading out written speeches in Parliament's debating chamber. Most senior MPs are capable of giving reasonable speeches, and some can wax eloquent on any subject under the sun. But listening to others can be like being trapped with reluctant school kids in a boring English class. The rule against reading out written speeches is rarely enforced, but in the first weeks of this parliamentary year Carter and Mallard have put MPs on their last warning. The effect of their move will be especially interesting during the General Debate, which is meant to be a vehicle for free-flowing oratory, but too often descends into boredom, with even the MPs barely comprehending what has been prepared for them to read out.
STAND-UP KING
Deputy Prime Minister Bill English appeared to stumble over his words during a recent speech, describing his ministerial colleague and former Social Development Minister Paula Bennett as "Minister Benefit". As Bennett looked on, English managed to regain his footing by claiming he was making "an old joke that always works".