At a conference this week hosted by Russell Investments I discovered I was one of only two rational people in a room full of about 80 alleged market professionals.
This scientific fact was confirmed in the game - offered as part of a debate arguing whether markets were driven by fundamental factors or human behavioural quirks - known as 'guess two-thirds of the average'.
According to mathematical geniuses, the most rational guess in such a scenario is zero but real people (except me and the other freak) rarely conform with such rigorous standards of numerical purity.
"This game is a common demonstration in game theory classes, where even economics graduate students fail to guess 0," the paper above says.
But aside from giving me a momentary feeling of superiority to economics graduates (what are they teaching them these days?), my zero guess has some troubling implications. If I'm the benchmark for perfect rationality then we need a new theory of rationality.